Sunday, 8 March 2009

Thinking Science Is "Man Made"

Apparently, in the minds of some, science is just another viewpoint, like politics or philosophy. To them, the laws of physics are man made. People made them up in order to satisfy their agenda. Therefore, when someone says that you can't create energy out of nothing, they are brainwashed by science.

I love how gravity just seems to behave exactly the way I want. I predict that when I let go of something, it will fall. And it does. Every time.

In the same vein, I love how my car always runs the same way no matter which day of the week it is, and regardless of the whims of the laws of physics (created by man). Now that's a "religion" I can fully support, one that actually proves its existence.

If you haven't heard of perpetual motion or overunity devices, you're out of the loop. These things are said to create more energy than they consume. The same goes for cars that run on water. Free energy baby! The universe has a lot of explaining to do. Why oh why spend so much energy creating galaxies, stars, and planets when you can tap into the free energy that's all around us. They must not have gotten the memo that fateful day 14 billion years ago, when it all began.

If you ask a dummy how come overunity devices aren't invented yet, they will almost always say that they are "close". There are just some fine details that need to be sorted out. And besides, there are conspiracies trying to prevent such devices from ever seeing the light of day.

As a general rule, all overunity devices produce very little "extra" energy. So little in fact that you might even think they are slightly under-unity. But potential margins of error pale in comparison to the prospect of having free energy.

Furthermore, all "plausible" overunity devices look suspiciously like highly conservative systems, where there is very little friction loss; meaning they appear to run "forever". And what overunity device would be complete without the use of magnets or some form of electromagnetism where dials are turned and switches flipped. Apparently it's harder to prove (or disprove) something when you can't see the forces and interactions at work. If you tried to make an overunity device using cables and pulleys you would quickly be SOL.

Using A Thesaurus When Beliefs Are Challenged

Nothing beats a thesaurus when faced with the possibility of being wrong. Dumb people are well aware of its usefulness in silencing the "opposition". And nowhere is a thesaurus more handy than when trying to win arguments over the internet. Unlike real time where you have to think on the fly, on the internet you can grab the 'ol thesaurus and flip through it until you come across words that make you sound "smart". You then fire off a response.

Don't say "use". Say "utilize".

Don't say "prove". Say "substantiate".

As the tempers flare up so do words like "proclivity" and "diatribe". And when dummies really mean business they take out the big guns: "De facto" and "banality". The Rant & Rave on Craigs List is a goldmine for words like this. If you want to see dummies in full thesaurus-mode, that's where you go.

Extremism In The Name Of Liberty

There's a class of dumb people that thinks any form of regulation is a violation of their basic freedom. These dummies give the impression of standing up for liberty, but they do so at the expense of enlightenment and doing things better. Better to breathe foul air in a "free market" than introduce regulations that would clean things up.

The problem is one of color-blindness. They only see things as black and white. They cannot distinguish between a nazi-police state and government intervention for the greater good. Any intervention is "bad" in their point of view. Therefore checks and balances for Wall Street are bad. Therefore salary caps for CEOs (bailed out with government money) are bad. Therefore a balanced tax system is bad. Let the chips fall where they may, these dummies argue. And if there's corruption that's unfortunate but the system must not be compromised. Even in the face of an economic downturn which in many ways proves that the system is faulty, the "freedom fighters" don't want the "land of the free" to change.

The Republican party of the United States is the poster boy for how too much liberty can go wrong. Of course, they are staying the course. The Republican Party, the GOP, has its fair share of dummies. One only has to read the comments on the Fox News website to see how much hate, bile and ignorance Conservatism for its own sake can generate.

Time to change your ways GOP dummies. The sun stopped revolving around the earth a long time ago. A degree of regulation is not the same as Communism. If it weren't for the recklessness of people like you, regulation wouldn't even be necessary. But we see now that we must "toilet-train" you so that we don't have to deal with you making a mess whenever you feel like it.